"The District of Columbia -- a densely populated urban locality where the violence caused by handguns is well documented -- will be unable to enforce a law that its elected officials have sensibly concluded saves lives."
So say attorneys representing gun control before the US Supreme Court. The violence caused by handguns is well documented, eh? Well, let's stretch this out in proper Apokalyptic fashion:
The poverty caused by playing cards is well documented.
The alcoholism caused by wine is well documented.
The heart disease caused by hamburgers is well documented.
The AIDS epidemic caused by penises is well documented.
Each of these extrapolations takes a benign object and turns it into a malevolent sentience bent on destroying humanity. Heaven forbid that people are accountable for the choices they make with the tools/materials/substance of the world.
The idiocy caused by Liberalism is well documented.