Thursday, October 04, 2007

By Extension, #71003

Some people criticise pro-life supporters as being hypocritical when it comes to the death penalty. 'Tis fair to expect a people that claims to believe in mercy to really extend it. I would, in turn, like to see abortion supporters be thoroughly pro-death, extending their logic about the unborn to capital offenders.

With that in mind, I give you: Pro-Choice Slogans for the Death Penalty.


Lethal Injection: Making sure every inmate is a wanted inmate.

My Prison, My Choice.

If you don't believe in Lethal Injection, don't have one.

Pro-law, Pro-order, Pro-death penalty

If you can't trust me with a lethal injection, how can you trust me with a life sentence?

Keep your defense attorney off my lethal injection gurney.


More submissions will be posted when you cough 'em up.

4 comments:

DigiHairshirt said...

Jimbob,

You MUST have these available in t-shirts and bumber stickers - this has to be one of the best pieces of satire I have read for awhile!

Carolina Cannonball said...

ditto!

Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

FIRST RATE!!!!

Aunty Belle said...

Hilarious, but logical